Patch Notes #216 — Number Go Up (Everything Edition)
Peak fortnight, the archive files it as a peak with the confidence of pattern and the humility of every prior date-unknowable clause: Bitcoin touched ~$69,000 (the meme number, of course it was the meme number) and Ethereum ~$4,800 on the 8th-10th; the total crypto market brushed $3 trillion; NFT volume is annualizing in the tens of billions; a DAO is forming to bid on an actual copy of the US Constitution (ConstitutionDAO, the coordination engine now performing civics); and “Web3” has completed its capture of the discourse, a16z is deploying billions into the thesis that tokenized protocols re-decentralize the internet, while the counter-thesis (that VC-held tokens are shareholder capitalism cosplaying as revolution, with worse liquidity ethics) is being argued by, among others, Jack Dorsey, whose fights with the a16z partners are the season’s best theater. The file’s position, matured across eight years of this thread: the decentralization claim is the thing to audit, follow the token allocations, the infrastructure chokepoints (most “decentralized” apps resolve through two or three RPC providers, the Fastly lesson pre-installed), and the governance quorums, and Web3’s org chart looks remarkably like Web2’s cap table (the renaming doctrine: the pivot announces itself before the architecture changes). The primitives remain real; the winter remains scheduled; the archive remains grateful it filed Dogecoin’s birth and will presumably file its afterlife. ...