Patch Notes #011 — E3: The Massacre

E3 happened and I have never seen a company get destroyed like Microsoft got destroyed this week. Sony announced the PS4 costs $100 less, has no used-game restrictions and no online check-in, and then released a 22-second video showing how to share a game on PS4: you hand the disc to your friend. Twenty-two seconds to win a console generation. My US counterparts preordered PS4s. The other story this week is bigger and darker: the Guardian published leaks about NSA surveillance programs, and the guy behind them just went public, Edward Snowden, a 29-year-old infrastructure contractor. The engineers at work can’t stop talking about it. We have access to so much user data and I’ve never really thought about what that means until this week. Adding “read about security” to my list. ...

June 14, 2013

Patch Notes #010 — TV. TV. TV. Sports. TV.

Microsoft revealed the Xbox One and spent forty minutes talking about television. Television. Rumors about used-game restrictions and mandatory online check-ins are everywhere and gamer internet is in open revolt. The console war just became the most interesting product-strategy case study of my short career: Sony literally just has to not do these things and they win. Dortmund and Bayern are heading toward the Champions League final at Wembley, and even I, can tell this is going to be special. ...

May 30, 2013

Patch Notes #009 — I/O and IOUs

Google I/O is happening right now, and they merged all their chat things into “Hangouts,” launched a Spotify competitor, and showed maps that look like the future. No new Android version though, which broke my bingo card. One day I will go to a real developer conference instead of watching keynote livestreams on my evenings. Manifesting it here. Work milestone: I broke production for the first time. A migration locked our biggest table for six minutes during peak. The client noticed. The client’s Twitter noticed. And then, this is the part I keep thinking about, the incident review had zero blame in it. We wrote down what happened, why the tooling let it happen, and how to make it impossible. Our delivery head said “you just paid your tuition, the lesson is everyone’s.” I’d run through a wall for that man. ...

May 15, 2013

Patch Notes #008 — On-Call and Other Horror Stories

I joined the on-call rotation this fortnight. My first page came at 2:47am Saturday: disk full on the database server, because a log file nobody knew about had been quietly growing since before I was hired. I fixed it with one rm and shaking hands, then couldn’t sleep from adrenaline. My tech lead says everyone remembers their first page like a first kiss. Mine smelled like log rotation. The Champions League semis have taken over lunch. Dortmund are suddenly incredible. Lewandowski scored four against Real Madrid in the quarter-final from positions that make no geometric sense. ...

April 30, 2013

Patch Notes #007 — Heavy Week

Writing this Monday night and the news from the Boston Marathon is horrible. Our client team in the US has friends who run it. Nothing about software feels important today, so this one’s short. Hug your people. The fortnight before today, for the record: Facebook announced “Home,” a launcher that takes over your whole Android phone, and even the Facebook fans at work are confused by it. Bitcoin went full rollercoaster, spiking over $260 and then crashing by half in a day when the big exchange (Mt. Gox) buckled under load. Again: capacity planning. It’s always capacity planning. ...

April 15, 2013

Patch Notes #006 — Demo Day and Magic Internet Money

YC Demo Day happened this week and the recaps are wild: dozens of companies, two minutes each, investors sprinting between folding chairs. A guy at a random startup meetup swears half the batch will be gone in two years and two will be worth billions and nobody can tell which is which. That math shouldn’t work but apparently it’s the whole industry. Bitcoin broke $90 this week. It was $13 in January. There’s a mini banking crisis in Cyprus and people are saying that’s driving it. My coworker mined some in 2011 “as a joke” and won’t tell anyone how much taught me how to mine it in the office laptop. I read the whitepaper this weekend and understood maybe 60% of it, which honestly felt great. ...

March 31, 2013

Patch Notes #005 — RIP Google Reader (and SimCity)

Google is killing Google Reader. Announced it Wednesday, buried in a blog post. Hacker News has been on fire for three days. I use Reader every morning; it’s how I read every one of the blogs that taught me to code. The lesson everyone keeps repeating: if you’re not paying, you’re not the customer. I’m signing up for Feedly like everyone else and feeling weird about depending on free things. ...

March 16, 2013

Patch Notes #004 — A Console With No Console

Sony announced the PlayStation 4 last week at a two-hour event and didn’t show the console. Just specs and demos. 8GB of GDDR5 though, and my work laptop has 4GB and I’m running a database on it. The gamer group chat has already picked sides for a console war that starts in November. At work I got my first feature fully shipped end-to-end: migration, backend, UI, the works. It’s a settings page. Users will never notice it. I have screenshotted it like it’s my child. ...

March 1, 2013

Patch Notes #003 — The Lights Went Out

The floodlights failed during a Champions League match at Old Trafford this week. Half the ground went dark for a few terrifying minutes. United still bossed the game, but as someone whose job now includes keeping a application up, I felt that outage in my bones. Somewhere there’s an electrical engineer having the worst postmortem meeting of their life(hardware failures are the worst). Tech-wise: everyone’s arguing about that Tesla vs New York Times range-test story. Elon posted the car’s logs to fight back. Data logs as a PR weapon. Noting that. ...

February 14, 2013

Patch Notes #002 — Six Seconds and a Comeback

Two launches this fortnight and they could not be more different. Twitter shipped Vine — six-second looping videos, and I already can’t stop watching them. Meanwhile BlackBerry launched BB10 today, their big comeback play. My tech lead says it’s three years too late. I feel bad? Rich Kids at my college had a Blackberry or Android(Sony). That was two years ago. This industry is BRUTAL. Startup land: applications are getting hyped for Y Combinator’s summer batch, and someone at the IRC mentioned in the channel their demo-day pitch in the winter batch is “Airbnb for boats.” I honestly can’t tell what’s a joke anymore. ...

January 30, 2013