Yesterday I stood in a field in Oregon, the bucket-list flight I’d been saving toward since the streak began (PTO hoarded, visa stamped, two conference friends recruited), with cardboard glasses, and 200 strangers, and watched the moon eat the sun. Totality is not a percentage experience: 99% partial is a neat dimming; 100% is a hole in the sky wearing a crown of fire, planets visible at midday, birds going to bed confused, humans involuntarily screaming. The temperature dropped like a deploy going wrong. Two minutes that recalibrated my sense of what “rare event” means. The whole country stopped and looked up together, which 2017 needed more than any of us admitted.
Nerd notes from the path: cell networks in the totality band were crushed (millions of people, one narrow strip, simultaneous uploads, the geospatial hot partition drawn across America by orbital mechanics), and NASA’s streaming infrastructure handled tens of millions of concurrent viewers, their biggest web event ever, apparently without drama. Eclipse traffic is the ultimate scheduled thundering herd (drink): perfectly predictable timing, unbounded amplitude. Every capacity planner in the country got the same free drill at the same minute.
Also this window: the ICO frenzy topped itself, with Filecoin raising ~$200M+ against a protocol whitepaper, and Mayweather-McGregor lands Saturday, boxing’s money fight against MMA’s money mouth, which I’m watching purely as a pay-per-view infrastructure stress test.
TIL: eclipse totality was predicted to the second, centuries out, from Newtonian mechanics, the oldest deterministic scheduler still in production. Ephemeris data is the only roadmap that’s never slipped.